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Die Demotivational Poster

FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.

TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm
is this a g** test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!

BRAVERY - Don't ever question the bravery of a soldier

TAGS: soldier fugly bride
Rating: 4.34/5

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Brokor - February 1, 2013, 2:49 pm
It's not his bravery I would question, only his eyesight.
nextera686 - February 10, 2012, 6:28 pm
Super funny if said "solider" was acctually in the millitary. He is an ROTC caddet. you can tell by the circle rank and ROTC pins on his lappel. Just sayin
pcat - February 10, 2012, 6:14 pm
just your average military spouse.....should post this to militarylulz aslo
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 5:33 pm
The medal on the right is for losing his eyesight in the line of battle, the one on the left is for fulfilling his duty of 'cannon fodder',


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.64/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the ***s because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!

LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...

TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

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rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm
Me Too !

FOOD - You are what you eat, and so much more.

TAGS: race food diet health
Rating: 4.79/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:32 am
Muchos gracioas senor Dawg. Ok A for effort D for spelling works out to a B+. I'll take that and the 5L and run!!!! Thanks for the vote amigo.
MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:29 am
A not so hidden insult....yeah I'm a **** and your point is? Bahahaha. Thanks for the giggle emilio.
EmilioDumphque - February 21, 2013, 12:34 am
So, I guess that means you were what you excreted.
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 11:50 pm
Cinco leons señora Priss

FREDDIE MERCURY - No matter what you do your 'stache will never be as awesome as this

INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!

TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


TAGS: fire soldier war george carlin
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by forseti

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:34 am
"That's nice, but where do you put the bayonet?" --Gen. Lewis Burwell Puller, USMC, upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
ub3rchief - February 18, 2012, 8:16 pm
Truly one of the funniest people to have ever lived... and a very true statement XD


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.59/5

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raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.

Extra Bacon, Please -

TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.79/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!

'MERICA - Hells Yeah! Sure Im going to die eating this, but WANT

TAGS: death die food merica hell
Rating: 4.24/5

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ratfink95 - March 4, 2013, 10:15 pm
Its the stick that causes the problem!
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:27 pm
Would you like a heart attack with that?
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:04 pm
I'll Have 16 To Go Please .

BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.

TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT - but there is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.

EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.

TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)

THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775


TAGS: religion man fish pray die
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 25, 2012, 3:35 pm
Philistines.. all of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2012, 2:42 pm
crankyhead - April 25, 2012, 2:39 pm
I bet you are education level is more gooder than my are education level, anyway.
maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 11:41 am
I Get In **** What Ever I Say !
Airman - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am
I don't think I've ever seen the word Philistine used here before. Congrats Mao!!!
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
I have seen this happen.
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
What's you're education level?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:11 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless ma*s murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:10 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless mass murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
Nissta - April 24, 2012, 7:24 pm
Or in my case I just go to work earn the money to pay for the fish AND then I give a prayer of thanks. It's not God that doesn't listen to prayers it's what you pray for that. I watch the shop and flat next to my place burn down all I prayed for was done.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:46 am
Good One, Makes You Think 5L
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2012, 2:29 am
Metallica's The God That Failed goes great with this. It's about people who expect God to do everything for them with no effort on their part
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:28 pm
Amen brother Moooooooooooooooooo, amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2012, 9:38 pm
teach a man to fish and he'll spend his life savings on an outboard to drink beer in.
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 7:28 pm
Yeah, I do love a truism

Wonder Product -

TAGS: diet water
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - May 31, 2014, 9:32 am
Have To Try Some Of This It Might Be Good In Gin ?

FREEDOM - "For those that will fight for it... FREEDOM...has a flavor the protected shall never know"


TAGS: people just wont die in jerusalem
Rating: 4.46/5

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Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:17 am
Keep it up the good work
TheWiceMan - April 1, 2010, 12:15 am
I'll remember that to next time
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 11:50 pm
5l but - 1 for no title. A title would have sealed this one fantastically wice


TAGS: military soldier funnyarmy
Rating: 4.51/5

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CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm
Fire, for those occasions when double *** fails..

Halloween -

TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.86/5

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Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm

Too funny!~5L

THE FRENCH ARMY - Even their toys lose

TAGS: toy soldier french lose
Rating: 4.23/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:10 pm
C'est magnifique! Je vous donne cinq lions!
forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:23 pm
funny as 'ell! cinq lions


TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)

Unknown Englsih Soldier -

TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

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Hawamleh - September 13, 2015, 5:24 pm
Nobody said anything washed blood off of anyone's fingers or hands or appendages in general.
Aurielius - September 1, 2015, 7:04 pm
One moral German doesn't wash the blood off their hands.
Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm

lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am

5LLLLLs and faved~

S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….

TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.

CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!

TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


TAGS: old ladies church jokes
Rating: 3.39/5

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Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:17 pm

DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!

TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.

VIN DIESEL - He's in your face

TAGS: face vin diesel
Rating: 3.45/5

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j76harris - March 1, 2012, 11:07 am
At first I was all like, "Whut?" Then I looked at it again. Then I was all like, "Woah!" LOL
Claire - September 30, 2009, 2:30 pm
I did not see that one comming O_O
CJ - September 13, 2009, 2:01 am
That one took me a second, but now I see the genius.
Woodywood03a - August 13, 2009, 2:34 am
He is in your face!!! all the time now!!!
Nwah - September 16, 2008, 10:26 pm
I'm not sure why, but this one's frikkin hilarious.
Alexiel - August 27, 2008, 2:15 am

LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”

COURAGE - Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon


TAGS: diet water
Rating: 2.85/5

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THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.

TAGS: whiskey beer diet
Rating: 4.33/5

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Silverheart - January 11, 2013, 1:16 am
Bravo on choosing a nice dark Guinness. 5Ls
maoworks2 - January 10, 2013, 7:54 am
Now We're Talking, Cheers.

VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT I´M CRAZY - one is humming the theme melody of tetris


TAGS: pzy jump off cliff bodies
Rating: 4.77/5

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Nissta - October 5, 2011, 7:01 pm
Me and my pals didn't call it TOMBSTONEING, I think it went along the line YOU'RE F N NUTTER!!! thats what they called me anyway.
Nissta - October 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
I jump off a 30-40 ft cliff into 8 ft of river, this was the day after I'd fell off a 15 ft cliff backwards and bounced from my right shoulder 6 ft. Maybe there is a reason why my back has been sore for 25 yrs but I don't know what's caused it.....


TAGS: freedom reality soldier war thanks
Rating: 4.44/5

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pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm

well done. is the text original...did you write it?

DEATH - The leading cause of people dying in the world since 1842.

TAGS: death time dark die funny grim reaper
Rating: 4.22/5

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agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 10:11 am
Bartimaeus - June 19, 2010, 7:29 am
Read your Old Testament! No body died until the good Lord caused the Great Flood in 1842.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am
Red Death? By EA Poe? Death has been around longer. At least 2 months more.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:18 am
Get your dates right.

BATTLE BUDDY - A Battle Buddy is intended not just for company. A Battle Buddy can save his fellow soldier's life by noticing negative thoughts, and intervening to provide help... and maybe some puppy breath kisses.

TAGS: puppy soldier oz
Rating: 4.58/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 11:41 pm
Good Stuff! 5L

TRUST - Know where to place yours.

TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm
no words for comment, just respect for payment.

LADIES MAN - Lemmy's got everything women want; fashion sense, great hair and a trailer with two parking spaces.

TAGS: ladies man
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hawamleh - April 13, 2011, 8:47 am
you guys are always welcome there :D
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 6:48 pm
I said hello...from a humble seedling
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 6:48 pm
^5 funny
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 6:47 pm
if only he was even that... lol. He had the Yanni hair tho....I was young...
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 4:51 pm
Thanks Hammy...I'll head by and give a noobish hello!
Hawamleh - April 12, 2011, 4:48 pm
I would like to invite both marly and notorious to hang out at the noobland thread in the forums, welcome aboard. -motifakes resident noob, Hammy.
Sean - April 12, 2011, 3:53 pm
Pre-Rehab Ph**ographer: "That's it Lenny, show us some ***b, Luv. Beautiful! Now holllld it. Ohhh, smashing."
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 1:35 pm
LOL! Marlygirl; you have to watch out for those smooth talkers!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:33 pm
Love it, question: how the hell did you find my ex-husband? :0


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


TAGS: soldiers military sniper 50 bmg rifle
Rating: 3.94/5

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batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm
That's implying he actually hits his target...

MEMORIAL DAY - While you're enjoying your long weekend eating your grilled steaks, burgers, and hot dogs, don't forget how you received that gift of freedom!

TAGS: happy memorial day to all my soldiers sailors airmen and marines
Rating: 3.21/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:18 pm
Oh YES, if my country's military hadn't been on a neverending campaign to kill brown people the world over for the last 70 years, I definitely wouldn't be able to eat h** dogs today, the brown people would be swarming my bbq with suicide bombers.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:54 am
Hey skog, that's a very good point. We are not the only ones. But you need to understand that this poster was made on Memorial day. I'm not going to explain 'cause it should be self explanatory.
Skog - August 28, 2009, 8:44 am
Its not like the US is the only giver of freedom. (much respect for those good people who died fighting for a good cause)
Hagg - June 29, 2009, 7:54 pm
True freedom, as far as I'm concerned, is being dead, free from the bonds of mortality. a**uming there is no afterlife, then you don't even know you're dead, meaning you aren't in a mind, meaning you're free...if ya catch mah drift!


TAGS: may challenge evil animals barney must die
Rating: 4.74/5

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yup - October 10, 2012, 2:34 pm
Sho - June 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
+300. +50 One sh** kill. 100+ Longsh**. 50+ Headsh**. Good kill, good kill
Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:13 pm
Yes, yes, yes!!
TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010, 6:32 am
in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:13 am
I love you, we love Sick! 5L
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:31 am
BAM!!! Instant classic!!
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am
All praise Sick. You thought you would never need your army training again. 5 head sh**s.

WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.

TAGS: beer soldier military australian
Rating: 4.75/5

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50cal - January 24, 2011, 10:08 am
I use to love getting the fresh "water" bottle care packages from some fine supporters....

SCIENTIFIC FACT - If you took the veins of your body and laid them end to end you would die.

HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.

TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women ra**
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? d***!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.

FACT OF THE MATTER - There is no paradise, without sacrifice


TAGS: toddler diet
Rating: 3.97/5

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FishPreacher - November 4, 2009, 8:01 pm
That is also the diet of a bi-polar person.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:35 pm
I know...It depends
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:33 pm
Do we have to ware diapers on this diet. Cause if we do it sounds like a party to me...
Dr.Quirky - November 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
so very very true :)
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 6:23 pm
like babysitting my little cousin all over again!
Derek - November 4, 2009, 5:48 pm

AS SEEN ON TV - Buyer Beware! You don't always get what you want. But you always get what you paid for.

ZOMBIES ON DIETS - Anyone named Jenny, Craig, or Atkins needs to avoid them.

TAGS: zombie food pyramid diet
Rating: 3.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 12:56 pm

BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups

TAGS: food bacon bourbon groups diet yum
Rating: 2.89/5

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rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:22 pm

I could use some mayo on my sammich

THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix.

TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor *** ***y intercourse
Rating: 3.5/5

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Derek - October 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Clearly it's "Guinness for Stwengf" and not "Guinness for brains, politesse, respect or wit"
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:36 pm
Dammit Zed.... you're just an unhearalded timmy.... Derek is the limpd1ck... quitt livin' a lah... rip when you've been ripped.... not a MOMENT SOONER, A55HAT.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:33 pm
Strangely enough, remind me of the video for the song *Keine Lust*
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
Yeah, but they're also smart enough NOT to have NASCAR.
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:26 pm
Every other 1st world country has people who eat like this and has national health care.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:50 pm
If we talk no politics, I'll make yours a double, friend!
Todd Snyder - October 9, 2009, 8:40 pm
5 lions from a serious foodie - dude, gotta get me one of them! ag what up, home slice?
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:12 pm
And your point is wha.............. uuuuuuurghhhh.... call.... a.... doctor?!?!?


TAGS: sports help healthy die mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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mariand - May 19, 2012, 4:07 am
I love sports... it's a part of my life every day... on TV
TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2012, 11:33 pm
It'll be embarrassing, being an old athlete, dying of nothing.
Rick69 - May 18, 2012, 5:19 pm
This... Changes... Everything...
caveman - May 18, 2012, 11:00 am
*cough* sporting breakdown *cough*
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:26 am

love it :)


TAGS: airman seaman soldier troop grunt respect veteran
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 3:13 pm
This is great! 5L
Debkins - November 10, 2010, 7:55 am
Wow! Sad but true. Thank you for creating
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:18 am
That's sad. Nice Aggy
TheGrayFox - June 2, 2010, 10:41 am
This is so great i will comment again.
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
just thought asbout that.. the poster doesn't fall a bit short.. the term Well Done does.. how about Amsome.. that's better
Airman - June 1, 2010, 3:57 pm
well done falls a bit short
Mongo - June 1, 2010, 9:09 am
Like this....would like to think he's just camping.
PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:00 am
This is awesome 5L!!
wampyre - June 1, 2010, 8:18 am
FIVE UBER MUFASAS ! ! ! You are a witty one and i shall stand with you.
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:34 am
i saw much more war crimes during war than after. Anyway: If any country in the world forces people to fight, it's the godd*** duty to take care for these people after such inhuman torture. may mankind learn from mistakes! 5 dovish lions
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm
I'm glad that this hit people in the same place that it came from in me. I know too many who are in poor positions. The only war crimes I see are after war. God bless all who serve... whoever your God may be.
LoveForLife - May 31, 2010, 8:03 pm
And, our men and women (some still babies) STILL go to war and still enlist!! That shows the true beauty of mankind. Our hope and faith and dedication never dies! And, our country should be ashamed!!
Bob D. Sailor - May 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
This poster is like a bullet to the heart. It hits home everytime.
Sean - May 31, 2010, 2:29 pm
Great. I would have said that sooner but I have had login problems -- though when I put it like that, it sounds kinda nasty.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:58 am
In the best possible sense.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:57 am
TheGrayFox - May 31, 2010, 7:22 am
sweet man! 5 pissed lions.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am
A shack by the river...how did it come to this? 5 angry lions
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
Excellent job bro...this is why we need a 6L option
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
I love it. I have 4 relatives who were vietnam vets and one who was in korea. I'm enlisted myself, shipping off in a little over a month. Now that I've given you my life story, lets give this poster a 5!
rerun - May 30, 2010, 10:26 pm

gil - May 30, 2010, 1:35 pm
I have forwarded this to my father and father-in-law, who are both Vietnam Vets. They will appreciate this more than I can. Just Excellent.
Krissie - May 30, 2010, 11:09 am
I've seen plenty posters here, in magazines...but NOTHING like this for remembering our veterans, that are home, but yet NOT "home". 5L's.
mongobonecrusher - May 30, 2010, 1:51 am
that vet lives just down the way from me in the field. my sister has left food for him
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:48 am
Well done. Too true.

MISSION - When the cause is more important than anything else.

TAGS: rescue india soldiers army military
Rating: 4.62/5

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motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:37 am
Anyway every country has an army ready to sacrifice itself for the nation's cause . It doesn't matter which army they are all great soldiers.
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:36 am
NO pratham, this is the Chinese PLArmy during the Chinese floods 2010. Many rumor mills circulated this as Indian army. http://blogs.youknowwho.in/2011/11/06/indian-army-human-bridge/ See the youtube link there.
pratham - December 30, 2011, 4:01 pm
This ph**o was taken in sikkim, India during rescue of Earthquake victims in september 2011.


TAGS: crawled up your b***n died
Rating: 4.61/5

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deathgod753 - April 15, 2011, 1:12 pm
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 1:33 am
nice one steph... looks like great minds think alike :)
steph1 - April 13, 2011, 2:38 pm
like the idea - have a look at #186 over at "dig my dog"


TAGS: drama llama spits die lonely
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:13 am
and I'm not talking about the poster 5L
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:10 am
I think this one will die alone.

US ARMY - "For thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy" Psalm 61:3

SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".


TAGS: dead soldier father letter
Rating: 4.71/5

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maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 2:08 pm
You Got That Right 5 Never Forget L's.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:23 pm
Woah woah woah, I didn't come here to read a novel!
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm
Jesus man I'm sitting at my computer crying. I only wish I had mine still around 5L

REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom


TAGS: life time day death reaper inside man poet die young kanfer quote
Rating: 2.95/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:56 am


THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP - is soldiers in your cup.

TAGS: toy soldiers cup
Rating: 4.47/5

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Oldsod - March 7, 2015, 6:14 pm
Oh, my...I love a good pun. I'd give it 50L, if I could.
Isobar - October 21, 2012, 7:29 pm
I thought that's what the commercial said, too - until I changed the batteries in my hearing aid!
Bolverk3778 - October 5, 2012, 6:37 am
And Worst part of Waking up is finding the dead mouse in your slipper, courtesy of the house cat, which you have just squashed flat by standing on it!!

SMOKEY THE BEAR - Only you can help me hide the bodies ...

TAGS: smokey bear hide the bodies
Rating: 4.36/5

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Greeny - February 8, 2012, 9:27 pm
the real slim spadey
MPsniper - February 8, 2012, 6:57 pm
actually....its "smokey bear"


TAGS: war soldiers character military
Rating: 4.88/5

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bigdaddywv - August 12, 2011, 11:07 am
Thank you all for you consideration. This is only my second submission ever, and my first "serious" one. I was inspired after finding some ph**os of my grandfather and great-grandfather, who served in WWII and WW1, respectively.
GySgt1811 - August 11, 2011, 6:23 pm

WAR - I care not for who you fight, nor what your beliefs may be. For there are no winners, and children die in the streets. Take up arms, If you must. I throw mine down.

TAGS: child dies in his arms
Rating: 4.21/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:59 pm
Agreed. Liberty or death. But, choose those battles carefully. The ones that can be won, sally forth. Those which cannot be won, live to fight another day. And above all, death before dishonor. Hmm... ever heard a politician say that?
Loveless86 - March 31, 2011, 7:41 pm
"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." - Alexander Hamilton
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:29 pm
You make a sound point and I agree with you. Sometimes the only way out of something is to fight.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:18 pm
My original point was simply that someone that refuses to fight for ANY reason will find themselves subject to worse things than dying, or simply losing a loved one in bettle.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
You and I agree on that. It seems that average Americans are coming ever closer to being thrust into a position that just a couple decades ago would have been beyond comprehension. I hope things change before it gets there, but...
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:15 pm
Innocent people have always been adversely affected by war, regardless of whether you were the "good" guys or the "bad" guys. Americans were adversely affected by WWII. They lost family/friends, had to submit to rations, lived in fear of potential attack.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:10 pm
I agree there will always be war. And soon it will not be fought in some far away country. It will be brought to our door steps. Mark me on that.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:08 pm
the tolls on the civilian population? Most people who have died in war (not counting third world countries and the Jewish population) enlisted. These people and children have had no choice. War is no longer on terrorists. it is now war on innocence.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
There will alsways be war, not because of hate, but because of pride and/or selfishness. Hate is a bi-product of pride.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'm not saying war will not happen. The very opposite is true, as is proven time and again. And yes in some cases it cannot be helped "Buddy" but Modern Warfare is impacting more innocents then ever before. The death toll on soldiers is high but what are
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
The only thing that is necessary is moderate population control. War gets out of control, causes hate which in turn causes more war. It's a never ending cycle. There will always be war, because there will always be hate.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
Really, what was up with them not wanting to see their children killed? Bad parents...
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
Tell my buddy who had to escape in the middle of the night from Saigon two days before it fell, that his parents should have just been happy with the communists that were dragging people from their homes in the middle of the night for no reason.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 1:48 pm
Without war happiness would over populate. Money could be spent on third world aid. Children wouldn't grow up without their parents. You’re d*** right. War is necessary. This would be horrible.
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:46 pm
What I mean of course is that war, through destruction, promotes human growth. Like "Slash n Burn", pardon the crude me***hore. War is bad. But very nessary.
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:45 pm
Although I agree with the poster, war is indeed needed in life. Without war, tech would not advance, medication would be unknown, and cultures would never change.
Faceplant31 - February 9, 2010, 12:24 pm
Very well done indeed Grim
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 12:03 pm
Yeah ra**r.....good "job"
Airman - February 9, 2010, 11:55 am
good job
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 11:31 am
Very well done Grim.
me4891 - February 9, 2010, 10:43 am
Jmac, very well said. I was in those countries and my only hope is that for each life lost and for each that we took thousands will live happier lives. That is my 2 cents and now on to the funny stuff. God bless
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 10:40 am
d***, That's deep JMac....what are your thoughts on thumb wars?
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 10:26 am
have been fought, and Afghanistan has been bumbled, but there are reasons to wage war, even when the cost is great.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 10:25 am
I love this poster. Regards, A. Hitler, J. Stalin, Hirohito, Pol Pot, S. Hussein, O. Bin Laden, every leader of Iran since 1980, etc... - - - War has never been a good idea. But those that refuse to fight against tyranny deserve it. Iraq shouldn't
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 10:17 am
rerun - February 9, 2010, 10:14 am

excellent work Grim.

Suspects -

TAGS: names hate sharpie die suspects
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2013, 11:40 am
I don't think I hate anyone enough to screw with them from beyond the grave, but thanks for the tip.
Rudedog - May 25, 2013, 10:38 pm
To many suspects

I'M GONNA FIND YOU - I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha

CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.

FINALLY - I'll drink this with my deep fried celery.

TAGS: bacon diet coke celery deep fired drink
Rating: 3.08/5

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pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
i should have just put this in the bacon thread
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
LMAO! I love that Pzy handles this!
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:35 pm

we all start in the basement.
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
yeah, one of my early ones. anyone feel free to 1L or recaption it
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:43 pm
Back again, Zammuelist? Who lifted your ban?
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:32 pm
gapes in awe

THE HABS - Pissing off New England since 1924.

TAGS: canadiens montreal
Rating: 2.22/5

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Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:34 am
But to be fair, they DID have The Rocket Richard...
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:32 am
Detroit, Chicago, Boston, Toronto, New York and Montreal. There was a Pacific division up to about 1920 something, but for 40 years the Big 6 ruled. Say, 1920 to 1960. Not that the Mob had anything to do with it (James Norris, anyone?)
BoneCD - August 12, 2009, 12:29 am
I thought that they were a "Team" back when there were like only one other, eH!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:23 am
Les Habitents. French-Canadiens that were habitually in the Stanley Cup Finals last century (when there were only 5 other teams to beat, anyway).
Derek - August 12, 2009, 12:17 am
Why are they called the "Habs"?



TAGS: sacrifice precious save soldier wound
Rating: 4.67/5

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Nissta - March 7, 2012, 6:43 pm
He will be remembered just like those whose graves have been destroyed in Libya will be remembered, as a Brother In Arms. From a former solider now bent on trying peace for a living. I just wish for them all to be home and safe with those they love......
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 9:53 pm
lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 6:54 pm

No worries at all on that count, Rick! God bless the Hockenberry family for releasing this ph**o for publication. Thanks, too, motinet, for checking on this. Didn't mean to cause a tempest. Just protective of heroes and their families.Thanks again~~LG
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2012, 4:40 pm
good on you for the due diligence Mr.M.
motinet - March 5, 2012, 3:31 pm

I looked up the ph**o and it was released by the Hockenberry family to be published in the media.
Rick69 - March 5, 2012, 2:55 pm
Lgvernon I really deeply apologise if I have hurt your feelings & you must understand I did not intend any harm either. However this is K. Hockenberry 19 who lost both legs & left arm in improvised explosive June 2011. I wish him to be remembered forever.
lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 11:39 am

I thought that, too, and I hope it is.
lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 11:38 am

I wonder if that sentiment would be solace enough if this man's child or wife, sister, mother or dad came across this ph**o in his or her email one day? I doubt it. The last thing this man and others like him want would be for anyone to see him like this.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2012, 1:33 am
Am I the only one thinking that this is a staged pic?
CloudchaserS - March 5, 2012, 12:39 am
I respect how you feel and I see why you would feel that way, but I think that ph**os like this help keep us from forgetting how terrible war is.
lgvernon - March 4, 2012, 9:08 pm

My husband went away to war and thankfully came home. This epitomizes my most horrible daily fear: that I would see him on the news or in a ph**o like this for the very last time. Please consider taking this down.

WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton

TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that ****. Clone the hell out of that ****. Make a godd*** army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm
Patton. Was. GOD.

SPOILER ALERT! - Jesus dies at the end.

TAGS: jesus bible spoiler alert dies
Rating: 3.07/5

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DrSynth - March 7, 2011, 6:45 pm
actually at the end he comes back
boeweizer - November 18, 2010, 2:09 am
but don't worry he comes back

SHORE LEAVE - Cause even Uncle Sam didn't want you to miss this.

TAGS: military soldier army
Rating: 4.66/5

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ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 2:29 am
This deserves nothing but a 5L.
DevilPup - September 8, 2011, 8:56 pm
He's actually an Airman,but its adorable none the less
DarthMalicious - March 15, 2011, 12:10 pm
Nice. Thats all I can say.


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.

WELCOME HOME - Job well done soldier, job well done.

WELL BALANCED MEAL - The Irish version of a "well balanced diet!"

Jesus Christ -

DIET - The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.

TAGS: diet
Rating: 4.88/5

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AdlMax96 - November 9, 2011, 11:42 am
Thats A Major Problem For Some

CLOSE CALLS - There are few other moments in life where you are completely justified in crapping your pants.

TAGS: military soldier oz
Rating: 4.44/5

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TehOz - April 13, 2011, 7:19 pm
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:33 pm
I think he pissed himself, but then again, who wouldn't?

1966 BATMOBILE - Bitchin'.

TAGS: batmobile cars oldies batman
Rating: 3.23/5

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TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:55 am
Lincoln Futura concept car. I stand corrected. I can't belive I actually looked this nonsense up.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:18 pm
and its one of the toughest cars on the planet!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:17 pm
its not a pontiac it was a lincoln.
TheSarge - November 2, 2009, 2:46 pm
It's a GTO with a garbage body kit.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 10:19 am
george barris made that car out of a lincoln and like 500lbs of bondo
Derek - July 26, 2009, 7:49 pm
It's still pretty good
Poopalicious - May 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Some dude has one here in Billings, MT, so no, not b****in


TAGS: queen day freddie mercury
Rating: 3.09/5

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forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:28 pm

STAR WARS - Someone's been watching a little too much Empire Strikes Back

DIE - Prepare to do it

TAGS: princess bride die dying prepare
Rating: 2.86/5

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Cubbybear - February 4, 2009, 6:33 pm
Oh well...he tried...good effort


AUDIE MURPHY. - Behold the real Rambo, John Mcclane, and Solid Snake! Not what you expected? The Nazies didn't expect it either.

TAGS: audie murphy real rambo nazies
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:49 pm
A real life Greek tragedy.
Reality Lord - January 30, 2013, 4:38 pm

sad ending to a real life hero

BLESSED - Are the peacemakers, for they will be called the sons of God. -Matt. 5:9

TAGS: us soldier peacemaker
Rating: 3.67/5

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BuZZbomb - December 12, 2009, 8:08 am
Did he just say 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers'? Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

PUBLIC SCHOOLS - Seriously, we are not as bad as you think we are. We do have a Football team.

TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor *** ***y intercourse
Rating: 3.43/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 13, 2009, 12:56 pm
North Carolina should be re-labeled Militias
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:18 pm
You are from Nebraska per chance, Anidem?
Claire - October 9, 2009, 10:07 pm
Texas is pretty much Mexico with laws...
Chron139 - October 9, 2009, 9:48 pm
idk dude; have you ever actually been to Iowa?
LOLOLOL - October 9, 2009, 8:54 pm
Iowa doesn't have alot of hicks and g**s, that would be Kentucky

DARKNESSES - This was before Wesley Snipes.

TAGS: eddie murphy charlie murphy rick james
Rating: 2.53/5

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MashiMashi - July 1, 2012, 10:24 pm
second funniest line he ever said.....anyone notice how lately Charlie is funnier than Eddie

SAY... - Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

MR M -

TAGS: mr m internet dies sunlight again
Rating: 4.48/5

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gas - February 1, 2012, 4:07 pm
mom? dad? friends? xD


TAGS: immortal micheal jackson freddie mercury
Rating: 4.27/5

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MPsniper - February 14, 2012, 4:48 am
remember, MJ was not found innocent, he just wasnt found guilty.
forseti - February 14, 2012, 3:25 am
What a great time! Jacko was black, they both were still alive and Justin Bieber probably wasn't even born.


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